25 Cringeworthy Posts That'll Light Your Dumpster Fire

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Dec 14, 2018 3:00 PM EST

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    Text - galaxy-ara pro tip dont learn a language if you do not com from the languages bearers. i.e dont learn french if youre not french, dont learn chinese if youre not chinese, dont learn icelandic if youre not icelandic. it just appropriates culture more.
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    Text - Let's not talk then. Bye. 02:01 AUJOURD'HUI you! You're completely out of my life now. Not even a friend anymore. F 12:20
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    Text - carrionflowerkin FOLLOW friendly reminder that keeping plants in your house without their permission is slavery and kidnapping ) #otherkin #plantkin #transgender #radfe 230,211 notes
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    Text - he ie goalsA 1hReply - actually said something nice and you don't respond lie wow i he 58m Reply
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    Text - l Telstra 42% 9:02 pm < i Nobody i My Chats I can't stop looking at or admiring your photos Haha thanks Can you send me just one photo for you please I just wanted to keep it here and look at it all the time No more. Ok Today 7:57 pm You are neither beautiful nor pretty was just trying to see your body when you go inside the bathroom but it didn't work I hate you Have a terrible day honey Send New Message
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    Text - I'm not interested sorry *Looks at you firmly* "I'll give you one more chance. I know you're tired of normal men, right?" *Bites lip* "I can take you places you never thought possible. Just take my hand." Slowly outstretches palm* Lol holy sht dude. You need to stop messaging me before I puke *Stares in confusion* "But... But....okay... *Slowly starts to walk away* K looks back sadly* *suddenly angrey* "You know what? I'm a nice guy. I'm tired of saying it." *turns around with the force o
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    Text - Oops I meant because you're absolutely way beyond gorgeous, possibly in a relationship, actually talking to me and probably a sweetheart with a heart of gold Do you like fedoras? Yes Do you 3:01 AM Ok don't respond to my messages, dumb b h. Nice guys like me don't need hoes like you. You're probably lesbian anyways
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    Design - TEEGEMUTANT AURTZAE Telling a little girl that feminism sucks Warcorpse666 Subscribe 6.1K 24,429 views
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    Text - in bed, but also kiss your a and cuddle the hell out of you. 2:00 PM You really are bad at holding conversation. 2:34 PM Feminism is a plague to society.
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    Text - My Son Hates Being Homeschooled July 16, 2008 by admin in homeschooling Ross (defenestrate me) wrote 2006-12-08 18:53:00 Please Help: My Son Hates Being Homeschooled Yesterday, during our scheduled Furry Hour, my 7 year old refused to be cooperative right from the start. Eventually he threw a tantrum, telling me "I don't want to learn about furries anymore. This is stupid. I wish I could go to school like all the other kids. Needless to say, I was devastated. I tried to tell him that the
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    Text - spacebloggers Anonymous said: hey can you please tag your space posts with "space" or "space mention" ? seeing space really makes me anxious and i don't want to see it on my dashboard no offense but if space makes you uncomfortable then i dont think following a blog that only posts about space is the best idea for you #Anonymous 971 notes
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    Dish - oo0o Verizon 6:47 PM 1 32% Q Search 5 mins Just made medium rare chicken strips. Theyre so good cant believe I havent tried it like this before. Cant wait to dig in with my homemade salad and veges. #healthy #newyearsresolution #clean #cleaneating Like Share Comment Write a comment... Post
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    photoshopped pic of guy kissing cartoon MLP character under the caption "love knows no concept of dimension"
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    Text - oo AT&T 4G 4:04 AM 100% Messages Contact Hey there Hi Whats up? Not much, kinda busy. You? I'm sorry to do this over text but I have wanted to tell you something for a long time. Would you go out with a guy like me? No... loll April fools! Haha got you lol iMessage Send
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    Text - How to know you are friend zoned: Talking about how great her man is at 6am. Like Share Comment 7 people like this. Yeah, my awesome boyfriend dropped his life to take care of me while I'm in the hospital, and you messaged me to say you're h y. Sorry not sorry. 1Reply 32 minutes ago Like 00000000000000000000
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    Cartoon - August 10, 2013 I met Rainbow Dash I forgot my iPod and I was using someone else phone and only got one photo up cause his phone died D: Like Comment Share
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    Text - O.K., ladies. I get it. You don't want a pleasant evening chat. You don't want a gentleman to walk you to 3 your car. You don't want a friendly dude to help you carry your groceries...or hold open the door... or crush the life out of other men that would do you harm. Fine- fear the good guys... I guess we'll just have to suffer through watching you get broken over and over by the scum you think you love. But I want you to know -it's not easy, and it hurts to see you fall. Give the good gu
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    Pink - Done "At the school dance with my lady, totally getting it in tonight" See More 6 Likes 10 Comments
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    picture of guy with shaved head and long bangs being cut and still stuck to his forehead
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    Child - what i have to live with by -lopezak Fan Art/Digital Art/ Other 02012 -lopezak Apple jack trying to seduce me again!
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    Face - Včera v 6:53 Alameda, CA United States, Equestria Hey guys applejack is my girl friend soon she will marrie me
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    Text - girls. Bud, she's got nothin Attractive guys who settle for ugly as f going for her, I've been waiting years for someone like you AND obviously I'm not as munted as she is. Y U NO CONSIDER ME? Like Comment 19 minutes ago via Mobile 6 people like this. Cuz you have a shit f ed personality? Judging by this status.. 15 minutes ago via mobile Like
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    Facial expression - I don't know how my dad reacts to me being a Brony, 'cause he's very quiet about it. BU BU CRINGINGFACE.COM
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    Magenta - I'm really good at Getting put in the friend zone. As a classy man I must always user proper spelling, and grammer eNY On a typical Friday night I am Friday night?.. Time to browse the 'chon! The six things I could never do without 1. MLP 2. My collection of fedoras. 3. My gun collection. 4. My knife collection. 5. My suit collection. 6. I could't think of a 6th thing so I'm going to put MLP again. I really enjoy it.
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    Skin - HARD TO SWALLOW PILLS Girls actually love nice guys, but you probably gren't as nice of a guy as you think yoù are
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